I'd buy a Sarah Palin fragrance in a heartbeat. It would be a conversation starter for decades . . . especially if it came in that Moose antler bottle!
I think in spoofing the concept Roy Rivenberg put his finger right on it: The opening of her book is wonderfully sensory and olfactive in an upbeat, outdoorsy sort of way.
"Cotton candy and foot-long hot dogs. Halibut tacos and reindeer sausage. Banjo music playing at the Blue Bonnet Stage, baleen etchings, grass-woven Eskimo baskets, and record-breaking giant vegetables grown under the midnight sun."
She's high-concept and she resonates with half the women in the country. She's #1 on Amazon and people are waiting in line to meet her. A Palin fragrance would be massively popular.
Plus it would be delightfully subversive. Can you imagine someone wearing it to a party at Andrew Sulllivan's house?
It would create a singularity that would consume the planet!
And yes, I agree. The money Palin could make off a fragrance would be staggering. I think you should mock something up and approach them with the idea.
Sensory psychologist specializing in olfaction. Independent scientific consultant at Synesthetics, Inc. Creator of Nick Zollicker. Author of What the Nose Knows.
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Hmmm...but I wonder what it would smell like. Any ideas, or are we Not Going There?
I'd buy a Sarah Palin fragrance in a heartbeat. It would be a conversation starter for decades . . . especially if it came in that Moose antler bottle!
Olfacta:
I think in spoofing the concept Roy Rivenberg put his finger right on it: The opening of her book is wonderfully sensory and olfactive in an upbeat, outdoorsy sort of way.
"Cotton candy and foot-long hot dogs. Halibut tacos and reindeer sausage. Banjo music playing at the Blue Bonnet Stage, baleen etchings, grass-woven Eskimo baskets, and record-breaking giant vegetables grown under the midnight sun."
It already reads like a fragrance brief.
Nathan Branch:
She's high-concept and she resonates with half the women in the country. She's #1 on Amazon and people are waiting in line to meet her. A Palin fragrance would be massively popular.
Plus it would be delightfully subversive. Can you imagine someone wearing it to a party at Andrew Sulllivan's house?
LOL!
It would create a singularity that would consume the planet!
And yes, I agree. The money Palin could make off a fragrance would be staggering. I think you should mock something up and approach them with the idea.
an insult to moose.
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