South Philly Stinky

An actual Fox News headline from yesterday:

Strong Smell Reported In South Philly

Talk about your dog bites man story. What could it be? Cheese steak fumes on Two Street? Sewage in the Schuylkill? Another body in the Tinicum marshes?

No, something less definitive. Fox quotes a denizen of South Philly:

Every day down here, you smell all different types of odors in the air from the piers and whatnot, but this was a different type of stench . . .

That doesn’t narrow it down much. But then Philadelphia is a compendium of stench. We’ve covered this topic before.