Name drops: 5
Issey MiyakeBonus points:
Jacques Cavallier
Jean-Claude Ellena
David Apel
François Demachy
Perfumers: 4Jean-Claude Ellena Deluxe Triple Bonus Points®: 3
Designers: 1
French: 3
Writing-in-the-bathtub and/or need-to-pee points: 5
smelled of waterIf only the NYT Style Magazine still had a copy editor points: 1
warm Turkish seawater
a cloud
a black-currant kir
the glassy water of an aquifer
the glassy water of an aquiferCalibration factor for new micro-mini review format: 10-1
Total BurrOmeter reading for L’Eau d’Issey Fleur de Bois et alia: 2.2 milliburrs
Outlook: Diminished winds, high humidity. Becalmed.
4 comments:
funny shit to wake up to.
thanks.
He's giving you so much less to work with, Avery, but I see you've risen to the challenge.
Nathan Branch:
Nothing to it, really. Just had the BurrOmeter technicians boost the gain on the metaphor diodes and use a high-pass filter on the name drop dosimeter.
With state-of-the-art automated rhetorical analytics, we should be able to get readings until the reviews drop below 20 words.
~x~:
As you can see, this is serious shit.
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