Sock Clogger at UAF

Someone has been flushing socks down the toilets at the University of Alaska Fairbanks. More than 100 pairs since December. According to Andrew Sheeler, a reporter for the campus newspaper The Sun Star:

This has led to an occasional sewer smell that pervades the halls of the building. The sock flushing has caused an estimated $20,000 in damages, and has left Facilities Services (FS) employees baffled as to a reason why.

“We don’t think it’s vandalism,” said Marianne Freelong, FS Customer Service Manager.

We agree with Ms. Freelong. Why? Because the toilets in question are in the Fine Arts Complex.

It’s art. Duh.

P.S. Say, Jammie Nicholas hasn’t been hanging out at UAF recently, has he?